1. Notes: 54883 / 9 hours ago  from lionspirit47-artisticchemist (originally from oniboshi)

   oniboshi:

   

2. Notes: 52941 / 9 hours ago  from mraz0az0az0az0 (originally from excuse-my-charisma)
   
    
3. Notes: 41266 / 9 hours ago  from meowmuffinchan (originally from dnlhern)

   dnlhern:

   i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

   

4. Notes: 33276 / 1 day ago  from tomatosplash (originally from snarkreactors)

   jolivet:

   simon-the-jewish-vampire:

   snarkreactors:

   I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

   so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

   and then I realized

   

   uh

   oh

   WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

   THIS IS THE BEST

5. Notes: 251421 / 1 day ago  from drawing-with-water (originally from teenytigress)
   

   teenytigress:

   SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

    
6. Notes: 83846 / 3 days ago  from blindbeards0llux (originally from robert-downey-jesus)

   robert-downey-jesus:

   I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’  AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

   

7. Notes: 867 / 3 days ago  from tomatosplash (originally from fuckyeahawfulfantrolls)
   

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8. Notes: 10777 / 3 days ago  from captain-p0t4t0 (originally from chelseawoosh)
   

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9. Notes: 27737 / 3 days ago  from tomatosplash (originally from traceexcalibur)

   elendraug:

   moonkistprincess:

   traceexcalibur:

   a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii”

   

   

10. Notes: 270674 / 3 days ago  from kiss-the-tot (originally from benny-ay-p)
    

    Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

    ???: “You jumped high though.”
    

    Tyler: “I’m black.”
    

     

Brandon, 16

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